Is you grandparents as weird as mine?
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 at
2:36 pm
My grandma is really weird! She chases me with an electric wheelchair and hits me with a newspaper. She is a little of her block. My other grandma is a little weird too. She thinks my little sister is annoying, well she is. My grandpa is weird too. He sits in his room all day and sleeps and you can’t wake him up. What a weirdo! Tell me funny things about your grandparents. The funniest one gets the best answer.
My grandma spanked me and my cousins witha high heel shoe once and on a different night she spent an hour swatting a hairball in the hallway with a fly swatter cause she thought it was a spider, I thought we was gonna die laughing when we realized what she was doing. and one time she spanked the preachers kids at church. I thought this was funny.
No, mine are cool
when ever i answer the phone and say hi to my grandma (i dont call her grandma i call her sandy her name) she answers with "how are you little shit?"
wait you are gonna grow old sooner than you think.
My grandparents have all died….lucky you.
Your grandma in the wheelchair is hilarious.
All of my grandparents are deceased.
But my maternal grandfather apparently never threw old clothes away and in the summer he’d wear those Olympic tank tops from the 70s with some man "cootchie cutters" and Kool-aid socks with dress shoes…. in public.
…umm…no my grandparents are nothing like that….watch your back….
My name is Tami, my grandma calls me Becky. (it’s my aunts name) she has 8 children, 19 grandchildren and 8 great grandchildren. I am the only one who’s name she changes. (i’m 24)
My mom always called me Becky too!
My grandma used to take a cold bath every day. That was weird, yet I miss her.
My grandpa once almost got me killed. I think it was intentional. We were driving and when he turned, he turned into the WRONG LANE OF TRAFFIC!!! Holy crap, it was scary.
And I once walked into my grandma’s room, and she was changing…x_X
funniest thing is someday someone will be calling YOU "grandma".
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everytime my nan gets on a train she picks up a random stranger and sleeps with him
They’re not weird. Just old. When people get old they tend to change ways of acting so that it may seem strange to their loved ones.
Mine were the same way except mine had dementia.
my grandparents do the same thing….my papa use to hit me on the head repeatily with a milk carton or pop jug because he thought it was funny….my grandma constantly talks about sex, my other grandfather rambles on about history all day and my other grandmother bakes constantly.
Mine can’t compare to yours. They are dead. When yours are dead will you miss them?
Mine are my grandpa is 87 and his wife is like 46. Yuck! That’s what I say when I think about them. Ewww! I accidentally thought of them.
You are blessed to have grandparents. All of mine are gone. Enjoy them while they are here. They are a huge source of info. I may not have ever been ran over by a wheelchair but I do miss watching the Cubs with my Gramps and listening to him swear at the TV.
My grandfather is a hoot. He always gets all riled up and tells me stories about when he was younger and seduced Mexican women in Mexico. And how he got into numerous bar fights there as well. He once got put in jail there and was there for like a week.
He also is really sweet, but then gets all crazy defensive if you are anti-gun. He loves guns.
Well, I really don’t want to disrespect my grandparents.
Grandma will talk on and on and on about nothing really.
Grandpa is an old farmer used to arduous labor and so now he thinks he is being ridiculously lazy because he can’t go do anything anymore. So he sits in his truck and drives back and forth all over the place checking on the cows, the pigs, the corn, the mud and now the snow. Sometimes we will put him to work sweeping floors or making long drives to get stuff.
my grandma is ASIAN! she mumbles weird japanese words and i hav noo i dea wat the hell she is saying . and she sings… and when i was being really loud she threw a piece of fish at my face…. but shes a master of ping pong
My grandparents are chinese…once i got really sick from food poisoning and so she burnt a prayer to the Kitchen God and mixed the ashes of the prayer with water and made me drink it…I did…Nothing happened…My grandpa is also very superstitious and he gets mad at me when i stick my chopsticks in my rice bowl…its bad luck and a sign of disrespect…
well my grandparents r wierd too ill tel you y, well my grandpa gets drunk at night, but one day we went to there house but you wont believe it but he was naked!And my Grandma well you wouldnt want to know how much wierd she is.And the others well …………………………………………………………………………………………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
well my grandma usea to play witchboard and like averything about ghosts she tought me how to drive, she like to go shopping and to eat wierd things like KFC wih huney
My grandma sends me boxes full of weird stuff from around her house, and will send me anniversary cards for my birthday, and just cross out the word ‘anniversary’ and write ‘birthday’ where it says ‘happy anniversary’. We sent her a family portrait, and she sent it back all cut up. She had cut everyone out and put them all in their own frame.
hey, give it to SS. "how are you little ****?" that’s funny.
Be nice when you talk about an old person.
If your lucky, someday, you will live long enough to be one.
As for your grandparents and their "weird ways", just remember, you have their DNA!!
Now, that’s funny!!
I am not trying for best answer here…. They aren’t doing things to be funny and you should be ashamed…The grandfather who sleeps all day probably has narcolepsy , which is a sleep disorder and it can’t be helped…The one who hits you with a newspaper should hit harder..lol…You shouldn’t be making fun of them they can’t help what they do ..One day when you GROW up you will understand. For now give it a rest
LMAO your weelchair story is funny. Everytime I tell my gramma a song she sings to me… even when my friends are over. When my best friend comes over my gramma has all these commical names to call us. Not as good as your story… but thats my nanny for ya =)
My grandparents,and father,and his brothers and sister are all dead. So if you still have your grandparents to spend time with be thankful. Ask them about how life was when they were young. Some day you will not have them,and all you will have is memories.